‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
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+ 123639I just cleaned my dirty ass bathroom … Ugh I hate my roommate that dirty bitch ! I don’t think all the bleach in the world would make me feel clean in that bathroom ever again she has soiled it permanently ! Now I’m freaking exhausted … But the Living room and kitchen still need to be cleaned. Hmmm I guess I’ll just do that tomorrow. *shrugs*
+ 0what part of the alphabet is the wettest?
H to O
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